trumponfone
they said write the website yourself. so i did. i wrote this one.
many people are saying it is the greatest website ever written on a phone. i wrote it on a phone.
i have the best words.
nobody has better words. it is not even close.
here is the whole idea, and it is a very simple idea, the simplest idea, which is why it is so beautiful:
everything happens on the phone now.
the news. the market. the yelling. the polls that i am winning.
all of it. one little rectangle. tremendous rectangle.
you wake up. you pick it up.
you scroll. you feel something. you post.
nobody reads the whitepaper. nobody has ever read a whitepaper. i have people who read whitepapers and even they do not read them.
so this cycle could be even simpler:
trumponfone.
a man. on a phone.
because that is basically what all of it has become anyway. the market, the debate, the whole thing. one rectangle. total agreement on this.
no terminal. no twelve charts. no boring explanation from a person in a bad suit.
just a guy, staring at a screen, seeing something move, and typing in all capital letters.
trumponfone
the best memes do not need a thesis. i said that. probably.
they just describe the moment better than anything else.
the last one described a dog.
this one describes the thumb.
attention. posting. screenshots. the phone.
all reduced down to one image, and let me tell you, it is a very beautiful image.
many such cases. tremendous. thank you.
you are welcome.
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